Avatar Review

It was good.

Score- 9.5/20

Oh, you want a real review, do you?

well too bad, i don’t want to write one.

So leave.

No really, leave.

The Hero of Time Review

The Hero of Time is a fan made The Legend of Zelda Movie. It is very unofficial and had a very low budget.

If i wanted to, i could completely rip up the movie. But i won’t, because it was actually pretty enjoyable. The plot is loosely based of the well known video game oricana of time, although is not exact. Also, the acting is surprisingly good. Even though they are all amateurs, they all did a very good job. Except Zelda.

The movie also nailed all of the characters for the most part. Gannon was the villain, and a very ruthless one at that. It also had many game references, which was pretty cool.

While not a great movie, for a fan made movie it was pretty good. The special effects were meh, but oh well.

Score- 8.8/10

http://www.theherooftime.com/

GO here to watch the movie.

Muramasa: The Demon Blade

Muramasa: The Demon Blade Is one of the best Wii games. In fact, it is one of the best games of this Gen.

Muramasa is a 2D side-scrolling action game. Their are many random battles, and they are very fast paced. Also, the game is very smooth. Their is no lag or lull anywhere. On normal mode it is not to hard, but hard mode is difficult. The boss battles are also very fun.

The story is set in Feudal Japan. It is rich is folklore and myths from the time period. While not an epic story, it gives a reason for all of the battles. Also, when you play the game with both characters, you will see the full story unravel.

The only bad thing i can say is that the Publisher Ignition was lazy. The translation is a little off, and there is no English voice acting. It is all in Japaneses. This is not really a problem, it’s the laziness that bothers me.

Also, the graphics are the best on the Wii. The game also has RPG elements, to make new swords. You must collect soul from killing bad guys and Spirit from eating food.

Overall, a great game. While it is definite old school game play, it is very fun. A MUST BUY FOR WII OWNERS.

score- 9.8/10

Merry Christmas

Today I am just Wishing you a merry Christmas…

Tomorrow…

All the good things i got!

THE NIGHT BEFORE A MARTIAN CHRISTMAS

THE NIGHT BEFORE A MARTIAN CHRISTMAS

Original poem by Clement Clarke Moore
or Henry Livingston

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the castle

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse that was Bashful;

The stockings were randomly thrown by the chimney without care,

In hopes that Old St. Martianolis soon would be there;

The assortment of guests were sleeping Restlessly in their beds,

While visions of helliun-Crukes danced in their heads;

And Helian in his Lab, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a short very short nap,

When out on the moat there arose such a clatter,

I Jumped from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I stumbled a bit,

Tore open the shutters and a candle I lit.

The artificial moonlight moon on the breast of the fake snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a gigantic sleigh, and eight burly reindeer,

With an evil old driver, so intimidating and callus,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Martianolis.

More rapid than penguins and dust bunnys his coursers they cames,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them funny names;

“Now, Mawrth! now, Maja, ! now, Her Descher and Mangala!

On, Harmakhis! on Bahram! on, , Mamers and Auqakuh!

To the top of the Moat! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”

As dry leaves that before the wild turkey fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the castle-top the coursers they flew,

With the sleigh full of bombs, AI!, and St. Martianolis too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St. Martianolis came with a bound.

He was dressed all in Rainbow, from his 2 heads to his foot,

And his clothes were all shining with ashes and soot;

A bundle of bombs he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a smoker lighting up a pack.

His eyes — how they twinkled evilly! his dimples how scary!

His cheeks were like pond scum, his nose like a withered up berry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the fake snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a big round belly,

That shook like an earthquake, when he Cackled like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his one eye and a twist of his first head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing much to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings; then turned like a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.”

3 days until Christmas

This will get you in the spirit.

I hope.

Ya, I’m lazy today, but that’s because christmas is in 3 days!

Characters In holiday spirit

Only 3 days until Christmas, so today a look at gaming characters who always wear red and green!

Mario And Luigi- These two are always decked out in red and green. Mario red, Luigi green. By themselves they are not that festive, but together they are. And Luigi needs more credit.

Link- Always in green garb, and i mean always. Also, his hat looks like a green Santa hat. He is very festive

And lets not forget…

Yes, look at him, with both Red and Green. He’s the most festive of all!

3 days…

A Very Martiany Christmas: The Martian Saga

A Very Martiany Christmas: The Martian Saga

December 24th, 2082, Helian’s Castle.

“It’s Almost Christmas It’s almost Christmas It’s almost Christmas…”
The day had just begun, and it was in fact Christmas Eve. Since Frank was going around yelling that fact all morning, the entire town now knew. He got up at 6 and ran through the entire town yelling it. And he had finally gotten back to the castle, to yell it there.
“It’s Almost Christmas It’s almost Christmas It’s almost Christmas…”
Yacov, sitting at the table in Helian’s kitchen, drinking some nice Warm hot chocolate, had just about had enough of this.
“Stop it, we know already,” Yacov said agitatedly.
“But it’s almost Christmas,” replied Frank.
“It’s Almost Christmas It’s almost Christmas It’s almost Christmas…”
Just then, Helian walked in, dressed as Santa.
“What are we doing tomorrow? What? Tell me! Please please please!” Frank said to Helian.
“Ho Ho Ho, Just wait and see. But it will be a Jolly good time, let me tell you!”
Yacov, like always, had a stupid question.
“Martians actually celebrate Christmas? And believe in Santa and such?”
“Of course we celebrate it! Who doesn’t? Also, who is Santa? Oh, you must mean my peculiar dressing! (Helian always dressed peculiar, so Yacov didn’t notice much.) I’m dressed as Old St. Martianolis! Surly you’ve heard the old legend?”
Yacov, not wanting to hear the legend, said “Of course!”
“Tell me,” Said frank, ruining Yacov’s plan.
Helian sat down in a chair, and started his tail.
Hundreds of years ago, there was a man who went by the name Jingle Jangle Horpenforgle. He was then just an average man. But one day, he noticed that many poor people couldn’t afford any presents. So he started stealing toys and such from people he didn’t like. And then he sold them on the black market. When he had enough money, he bought some radioactive sludge, and transformed himself into a magical being. He hired midgets to build toys for him. He also hired forgers to forge money. With the toys the midgets made, he gave to poor people on Christmas. Then, he expanded his business by expanding to all the good people. Then he realized evil people were cool too, so they got stuff as well. The Gov. Is still on his tail, since he brings me and others lots of illegal stuff each year. He has some magic Reindeer as well, Auqakuh, Bahram, Harmakhis, Her Descher, Maja, Mamers, Mangala, and Mawrth. Today he brings presents to everyone.
Yacov was speechless.
“It’s Almost Christmas It’s almost Christmas It’s almost Christmas…”

December 24th, 2082, Earth

Bob Justice still hadn’t started his Christmas shopping. He had been busy at work with cases and Vivi pestering him about the two astronauts. He knew he had a lot of shopping to do.
He took off his glasses and remarked, “It’s time to get Crackin.”
At the Local Best Buy, he noticed something strange. A Cat Girl was standing there. And then she diapered through an interdimensional portal, which then disappeared as well. Odd, he thought. Then he remembered about the gifts.

December 24th, 2082, Sasorix’s castle.
“SO WHAT WILL THAT CRYSTAL YOU GOT HELIAN DO?” asked SNLD.
“Stop worrying and get back to work.”
“FINE.”

December 25th, 2082, Helian’s Castle, 5:00.
Frank was the first one up. He seemed to recall last night’s hectic events, but decided to ponder it later. What a hectic Christmas Eve night that was. But that was then, this was…
“CHRISTMAS!!!! WAKE UP!!!! IT”S CHRISTMAS!!!!!”
3 hours later, all the guests arrived. They were all the usual suspects. (Both to be at Helian’s for get togethers and police line ups)
Helian, still in his Old St. Martianolis getup, announced it was time for presents. He went around handing each person their presents, and when everyone had them, he yelled,
“Open ‘em up!”
Yacov, carefully, somewhat afraid of a bomb, opened up his first box. When he saw the contents, he checked the name of the box again. It read, “To Frank.” Ah, he thought, no wonder there really was a bomb in there.
“I got a Bomb???” Cried Frank enthusiastically, “YAY!”
Yacov opened the rest of his presents, and was pleasantly surprised. Some of the safer Crystals, a few books on Martian history, and a good amount of mars money. Frank had ended up getting him some explosive dental floss.
Frank was happy as well. Bombs, an 18th century Sword, and of course the new Nintendo Handheld, The AI1, or All In 1. It could play games, be used as a phone, take pictures, shoot people, all that good stuff.
Julian and Polter had gotten some good stuff as well. Most notably was a new spaceship. It even had turbo thrusters and a Photo laser cannon.
Jack the Zipper got Zippers, all shapes and sizes.
Penguin got some nun chucks. Most people didn’t know this, but Penguin was really a pretty decent at karate.
Ms. Florigon got some books on marketing techniques.
And Otis got some Mountain Dew. Lots of it.
And as for Helian, he got many crystals, tools, and anything you can think of you’d need to do evil experiments. He was one Jolly dude.
All of this was opened in about 30 minutes. And then it was time to open Sasorix’s gift.
Helian opened up the gift and noticed a Hytru Crystal. So it was a trap, he thought. And Helian loved springing traps.

December 25th, 2082, Sasorix’s castle
Sasorix was throwing the party of the year. All the guests were minding their own business when he decided to open up Helian’s gift.
*BOOM*
The explosion was heard throughout the entire town. All the guests fled. Sasorix was really, really, mad.
“SNLD, get the Giant Robots, were going to have go have a word with Helian. And get the Butler to clean up this mess.”
And with that he stomped out of the castle.

*December 25th, 2082, Helian’s Castle*
Frank looked out the window, and said,
“Why are there Giant robots stomping towards the castle?”
“Just a holiday tradition,” Replied Helian, “A fun one too.”
*Ding Dong*
Helian went to get the door, and saw an angry looking Nemesis.
“You have the gall to blow up my castle, ruin my party, and Invoke my wrath?”
“Yup!” And saying so, he threw the Hytru Crystal at Sasorix.
*BOOM*
“Well that takes care of that, it’s my favorite time all year,” Stated Helian, closing the door.
“Umm…”Muttered Yacov. “That wasn’t very nice, at all.”
“Oh I know, but I love it. Now then, I think I should prepare for war. I think he’s finally lost it.”
“You really need a new hobby…”
“Nonsense! Anyway, this town will soon become a battle field, it’s time to get ready.”
“Is this really a good idea?”
“I get to be the Co-Commander!” Yelled Frank.
“And I’ll be his Apprentice,” Yelled Penguin.
“Scout,” Claimed Otis.
“Infiltration,” said Ms. Florigon.
“Oh fine, I’ll be the strategic coordinator, because otherwise…” Stated Yacov apathetically.
“Good!” Cried Helian. “We are now the Defenders of Martopolis!”
“More like conquerors.”
“Even better, But for now we’ll relax the rest of the day! It is Christmas, after all!”
The rest of the day the guests relaxed and talked. They learned more legends of Christmas on mars, and how Jingle Jangle Horpenforgle lived on the surface of mars. And how he was able to deliver all the presents at once. And where the radioactive sludge came from. It came from Jupiter, carried by a yullian. Yullians were very weird creatures, having 2 heads and 5 hands. They were also pretty friendly. In fact, it was said the current head of Nintendo was really a Yullian. However, the chances of this mattering are slim to nil. They also talked about the other places on Mars, and how it worked. Yacov was interested in these parts of the discussion. He learned that there were 15 major Cities on Mars. The central Gov. was in the city of Capitivism. Each city had roughly about 1 million Martians. Martopolis on the other hand only had about 20,000 citizens. Still, it was pretty big. Which helped with the war. But that’s to come. That night, before bed, something unexpected happened. Just then, a Yullian Pirate came to the door, toting a suitcase.
“shigeru miyamoto”? Frank yelped in surprise…

December 25th, 2082, Sasorix’s castle
“So are you all here?” Asked Sasorix.
Standing in front of him was a Ferocious and somewhat hung-over Vampire, (Drinking blood from intoxicated peoples is bad.) A murderous clown, and a melodramatic Windowwasher.
“THERE IS STILL A FEW MORE,” Replied SNDL.

December 25th, 2082, Earth.
Vivi knew she should not open the door. She just knew she’d regret it. Why she did she doesn’t know. But she did. And she found an interdimensional portal. She called up Bob Justice right away…

To Be Continued….

5 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!!!!

So to get in the Holiday spirit, here are some good Christmas movies to watch!

1.The Santa claus

2.A Christmas Story.

This movie is always good. A definite must watch.

3.A Christmas Carol

4.Elf

This movie is hilarious.

Ya, go watch them all right now.

Have fun.

WHAT NOT TO GET SOMEONE FOR CHRISTMAS, DAY 3

Mountain dew. Sure, it’s not bad, but you could get them Doctor pepper instead. What would you rather have? Dr pepper, that’s what.

A Bomb- This would just be bad news, all around. Are you trying to kill your friend? Wait, don’t answer that.

A spaceship- Too expensive. Also, They can’t drive them.

Exploding Dental floss.
‘Nuff said.

These may seem random, but after this weeks Martian saga all will make sense.

Also, 6 days til Christmas.